Hey kids! Just six more shopping days until Father’s Day. Step away from the tie counter, please, because your father does not want another tie, unless it’s the one Jim Morrison wore at his high school graduation.
Here are some other things your father does not want: belts, bathrobes, T-shirts, cuff links, coffee mugs, and electronic devices that were on the shelves before Mothers Day and cost less than $500.
If you’re old enough to be reading this, you’re old enough to get it through your head that what you father wants from you is time.
Give him as much of that as you can spare, because God counts the years, and you never know when his number—or yours—will be up.
Here’s some stuff your father wants you to ask about:
- What’s the first thing you remember?
- When did you decide to become a butcher (or baker or candlestick maker)?
- What’s your favorite movie?
- What are you most proud of?
- If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
- If you could do anything, what would you do?
For best results, have these conversations in person, and remember to shut off your father’s device, as well as your own.
And kids, while you’re home, don’t forget to clean up your room. Your father is very tired of hearing your mother wringing her hands about whether it would be ok to give away your stuffed animals.
Florence Snyder is a corporate and First Amendment lawyer. Contact her at firstname.lastname@example.org
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